trying to cover his own sorry ass, Bush has ordered the US Navy to shoot down a defective spy satellite, on the pretense of protecting the "environment" from "toxic fuel."
he's so used to lying he doesn't even try to make up good lies any more.
spy satellite to be shot down
here's the question: the satellite has only been in orbit since 06, which means that it has the good illegal stuff on it, you know, like all your emails and text messatges.
what do you think Bush is trying to hide?
UPDATE: I understand that there aren't any emails aboard this satellite. It was a poor attempt at a joke of some sort.
We have nothing to fear but ourselves.